Christmas List

For anyone out there planning on giving me Christmas presents I have a "little" list here. (Some of these things might be a bit too expensive.)
1.)Any type of fire-arm. (pref. pistols)
2.)Any type of camera.(video, digital, flash, heck i'll even take disposable!)
3.)Electric guitar, acustic guitar,
4.)Drum set
5.)Soft air guns(pistols, rifals, tommy guns.....)(oh, and loads of ammo)
6.)Anything that will encourage my interest in history and mythology(i would like to learn more about the Nors gods)
7.)Anything else you think I would like.