Wednesday, November 30, 2005

"The Dinner Party"

This story is something that all women will appreciate....
The country is India. A large dinner party is being given in an uo-counrty station by a colonial official and his wife. The guests are army officers and government attache's and their wives, and an American naturalist.
On one side of the table is a spirited discussion between a young girl and a colonel. The girl insists that women have long outgrown the jumping-on-a-chair-at-the-sight-of-a-mouse era, that they are not as fluttery as their grandmothers. The colonle says they are, explaining that women don't have the control that men do. All the other men agree. The American scientist does not join the argument, but sits watching the faces of the other guests. As he looks he sees and interesting change in the hostesses face. She is staring strait ahead, the muscles in her face contracting slightly. She then summons a servant boy. She whispers to him and the boys face whitens and he leaves the room. No one else sees this, nor when the boy puts out a bowl of milk on the porch outside the glass doors.
The American comes to with a start. In India a bowl of milk means only one thing. It's bait for a snake. He realizes that there is a cobra in the room.
He looks up at the rafters glances at all the corners. Nothing. That only leaves one more place. Under the table.
His first impulse is to jump back and warn the others. But he knows that a fast movment will scare it and it will strike. He speaks quickly the quality of his voice so arresting that it hushes everyone.
"I want to know just what control every one has at this table. I will count to five hundred--thats five minutes--and not one of you move a single muscle. The first person to move will forfeit 50 rupees!Now. Ready..Go!"
The twenty people sit like stone images while he counts. He is saying...."two hundred and eighty.." when out of the corner of his eye, he sees the cobra leave from under the table. As soon as it gets outside he jumps up and slams the doors closed.
"You were certainly right Colonle!" says the host. "A man has just shown us real control."
"Just a minute," the American says, turing to his hostess, "there's one thing I don't understand. How did you know that the cobra was in the room?"
"Because," she said with a faint smile, "it was lying across my foot."
THE END

"The Dinner Party"

Deep Thoughts

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect."

I love these things!!

And I will leave you with this.....
On the other hand.......we have different fingers.

SNOW!!!!!

It was snowing so hard!! But it just stoped! How rude of the weather to not accomodate to my wishes. The nearve of some climates!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

100 years!!

Our church had it's 100th birthday on sunday. I wrote a skit and they actually let me do it in front of everyone! Not just me of course i had a guy in my youth group in it too. But everyone liked it. No on believed me when I said I wrote it. Well that's it. Luvs!

Turky is Good!!!

Well we are at Beth and Jeff's house. I must tell you that they have some of the cutest kids in the world. We didn't have alot of people here but we shure ate! I really like Thanksgiving. I really like eating! Luvs!

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Addition To List

Hey y'all! I thought of another thing to add to my list.
8.)Socks!(Ankle socks that is.)
9.)A bass guitar
10.)Shirts and jeans. (i am a size 1-5 in pants)
Well that is all I can think of right now. Loves!

Friday, November 18, 2005

Christmas List

For anyone out there planning on giving me Christmas presents I have a "little" list here. (Some of these things might be a bit too expensive.)
1.)Any type of fire-arm. (pref. pistols)
2.)Any type of camera.(video, digital, flash, heck i'll even take disposable!)
3.)Electric guitar, acustic guitar,
4.)Drum set
5.)Soft air guns(pistols, rifals, tommy guns.....)(oh, and loads of ammo)
6.)Anything that will encourage my interest in history and mythology(i would like to learn more about the Nors gods)
7.)Anything else you think I would like.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

HI!!!

Well,I just got back from retreat at Warm Beach Camp. It was really slow. I really liked the speaker, can't say too much for the band though. That's about it. Bye.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Skit

Well yesterday I did a skit in church. I guess Alton(the guy who played my husband)and I did a good job because they asked us to do it in youth group that night. Well, we were able to add whatever we wanted. It was pretty fun. Well that is it for now.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Apple


I just thought I would share this apple with you. It looked so good (and tasted better)that I decided to be nice and let you have some too!

Oh what a blustery day!!

The wind is blowing sooooooooooooo hard!!! Dad has been taking out the windows on our house and putting in new ones. The wind was blowing so hard that it blew one of the old windows (it was sitting on the porch. the window not the wind.) over and broke it.I feel like Winnie the Pooh. I am just glad I am not made of fluff so I get blow away in the wind. Then again I might. Wait no I don't have to worry. I will just turn sideways when it gets bad, so it can't see me.(oh wait, that only works with people.)