Deeper Ponders

I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN WHERE THE SELF HELP SECTION WAS. SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

IF A MIME IS ARRESTED DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO TALK?

IS A SHELLESS TURTLE HOMELESS OR JUST NAKED?

WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE THROUGH BANK MACHINES?